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> cat_photos/ (showing first 10)

• salem_sleeping_on_keyboard_004.jpg
• coal_judging_from_shelf.png
• nugget_blurry_because_speed.jpg
• crumble_alleged_sighting.png (unconfirmed)
• pickle_mid_crime.jpg
• toast_being_perfect.png
• all_cats_staring_northeast_333am.jpg
• beepbop_on_router_glowing_eyes.png
• mimzy_disappointed_face_collection/
• sparrow_and_cats_window_silhouette.jpg

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> cat secret_recipes.txt

3AM Depression Grilled Cheese:

• bread (any bread. you're not picky at 3am.)
• cheese (whatever's in the back of the fridge)
• butter (optional. we're surviving not thriving)
• tears (optional but probable)

Ghost Toast:

• toast bread until slightly burned
• stare at burn pattern
• convince yourself you see a face
• eat it anyway. ghosts are just vibes.

Emotional Support Coffee:

• coffee (amount: concerning)
• milk (splash) (or oat if pretending to be healthy)
• sugar (don't count. don't look.)
• consume while staring at screen at 4am
• feel nothing. feel everything. sip.

> cat embarrassing_playlists.m3u

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• poison (hazbin hotel) — played 847 times
• that one vocaloid song from 2009
• MCR discography (yes, all of it)
• lo-fi cat purring ASMR 10 hours
• stardew valley OST — spring (year 1) on repeat
• ghost hunting ambience (4 hour loop)
• "songs to dissociate to" (44 tracks)
• the same 3 songs for 6 months straight
• rain sounds but specifically from that one window

> cat confessions.log

• i've restarted stardew valley 7 times because i felt bad about my farm layout
• coal is my favorite cat (don't tell the others)
• i've never actually seen a real ghost. i've felt one. that's worse.
• the sparrow might be imaginary. i choose not to investigate this.
• i cry at the hazbin hotel finale every single time
• i'm afraid of the dark but i live in it voluntarily

> cat coordinates.enc

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...

just kidding.

37.7749° N, 122.4194° W

it's just san francisco. i wanted to seem mysterious.

the real coordinates are in the attic.

(they're also san francisco.)